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Archive for February, 2007


What is the point of Jamie Oliver?

Sunday, February 25th, 2007
smoking monkeys blog

This is a DEFINITE rant, and possibly one of reasons I set this blog up in the first place.

Jamie Oliver, by way of introduction, is a chef. If only that was where it ended, we wouldn’t care and I wouldn’t have a desire to decapitate some tosspott from Essex.

He came to fame after working in the River Cafe, a place I have never been to and expect I will never be able to afford to go to. At this stage, he wasn’t interfering with the television schedules, so my vendetta was non-existent.  Read more... (684 words, estimated 2:44 mins reading time)

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Perhaps a new name for Techno Scouse

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
smoking monkeys blog

Well, it’s been a while since I’ve been on here. There are about 3 blog drafts that I started, but just couldn’t be arsed finishing off. Then, TS and I had the great joy of moving house. I will probably go into detail another time about that, bu for now I just want o try and get back into the habit of posting for my small fan-base.

And todays subject is something close to my heart… Techno Scouse. However, I am considering renaming her for blog purposes to Nibbler, after the strange small creature with pointy teeth and an appetite for destruction on Futurama. I probably don’t need to say much more to justify that change, other than to explain why TS may not be suitable any more.  Read more... (437 words, estimated 1:45 mins reading time)

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