Just a Quickie
Apologies for just dropping this brief blog onto your screens, but I would just like to point out a slight irony of this site. If (as many of you seem to have done) you go to Google and search for the “Best Solicitor in Manchester”, you will find this humble portal somewhere on the front page. I have even found it in the top spot (apart from all those naive fools who pay for sponsored listings).
Perhaps that just goes to show that if you say something often enough, people (or in this case Google’s army of death robots) will believe it. I’m not actually saying I am the best solicitor, I’m just highlighting the fact that Google will tell you I am. Who am I to contradict Google?
Anyway, I mentioned there was an irony and I wasn’t using the word in the Alanis Morissette way (i.e. prattling on for 3 minutes and 46 seconds and never once coming up with a scenario that is ironic. And by the way, that in itself isn’t an irony, it’s ignorance. There is a very significant difference).
You see, I am a solicitor and I do work in Manchester. It isn’t my firm, as I’m a humble employee. In these times of hardship, and impending doom (see earlier cries for help about Best Value Tendering) it would do the firm, and by extension me, the world of good to get such primo positioning on a search engine without spunking out exhorbitant wads of cash for paid advertising. Clearly my online success is due in no small way to the mighty powers of TechnoScouse and her nimble brain, and so it would be a bonus payday to start marketing her talents on the basis of this also.
The problem, however, is the content of this site. I have my doubts that it would go down to well if I signposted anyone with the power to fire me to such classic features as calling Derek Acorah a fraud, admitting I’d watched episodes of The Hills, or Bap Conkers.
Oh well.
And to make matters worse, I’m not sure that is irony after all. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
No, probably not.
Always makes me smile, you write some random crap mate