The inconsequential ramblings of one man trying to make a difference, accompanied only by a snake and his love interest companion TechnoScouse.

The problem with opinions is that they are like arseholes: Everyone has one, but not everyone will think that your output is funny.

I know that you have a choice of thousands of blogs that are all desperate attempts to jump up and grab your attention. Some are worthwhile, some are tedious. Some are serious, many hope to be funny but fail. Where Smoking Monkeys fits into this broad spectrum is a matter of taste, and any comments (critical or supportive) will be published no matter what they say.

In the meantime, have a look round and hopefully you’ll at least enjoy the break from whatever else you were up to.

Yours truly

Smoking Monkey