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TV time… and Derek Acorah is on Most Haunted.
Tosser.
He has just been posessed, and re-enacted the ghost sustaining a stomach injury in the course of a play. He flounced round the stage, as if fencing (more accurately, as if fencing with a feather duster in gay cabaret), before acting as if he’d just been run through (again, possibly by a feather duster etc). The Ghost told him, via Sam the ethiopian spirit guide of course, that he lost his life in the theatre. The caption at the bottom of the screen confirmed that the actor with the similar name to the ghost identified actually died in hospital 4 weeks later. Still, not bad for a first stab (apologies for the pun)
Part 2, and Derek is detecting various psychic presences. Apparently the theatre is rife with poltergeist activity. Other than race riots, that’s the only sort of activity that actually occurs in Oldham!
He’s just identified the spirit of someone… gave a long physical description of this spiritual being (nice trick). Sadly, there is no record at all of anyone with that name. Ah well, it filled up 5 minutes of air time.
Well, there’s a bloody shock. He has detected a male presence, and worked out that they used to work in a mill. Lancashire is full of mill towns, so i think this is a ridiculously broad suggestion. It’s like saying “ooh… he had a good nature, but could get a bit angry at times.” Apparently, he used to make rude noises. I do that. If I die, I am going to haunt the hell out of Accorah, and terrify him with ghostly guffs!
And now we have switched to night vision. No idea why- it’s obvious that Yvette Fielding can see the peroxide pillock, so I guess the lights are still on.
Oh this is just shite. OK, had enough now. They aren’t spirit activity… they are bits of dust floating about. And the fact that a folding theatre seat falls down means nothing either. Other than the fact I have spent 30 minutes of my life watching this pile of toss, and that is time I will never get back!
Just remembered something from the last episode of this twoddle I endured. They had a ouija board session… always amusing… and the spook confessed to being gay. After that, they decided that he fancied one of the guys there. It was like you had a group of 12 year old kids trying to think of things to ask.
Hahahahahaahah! Ouija boards are classic. Nothing like putting your hands on a triangle with a bunch of friends and whoever can push the hardest wins!
lol I saw that episode, better one last night when one of the crew got “attacked” and was found just sat in the corner of a room with his camera on the floor staring into space…
He should get a golden globe, That shit is hard to pull off!
>> lol yes I am being sarcastic.
I can’t believe it. I used to watch most haunted when Derek was in it and Paranormal Egypt and I thought his performances where so convincing. In fact I was so convinced I said he’s either the real thing or he’s a damned good actor and should be nominated for an award for his performances. However in one of his shows he said that King Tut was murdered by being hit around the head two times when in fact it has just been discovered that he died of malaria. How disappointing! Oh and how could I forget the time in Most Haunted when he said that behind a brick wall were hundreds of bodies and when the owners knocked it through, there wasn’t anything there! Looks like I will be nominating him for an award after all. Lol!