The Um Bongo Call To Arms!
Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
This is progress?
It all becomes clear. All those tree-hugging-hippy-anarchist-wannabe-tosspots who smash up windows in anti-capitalist demonstrations might actually be onto something. I have seen the devastating impact corporations are having on Third World countries first hand, and it makes me sick to my stomach. It’s like taking the blue pill and waking up from the Matrix.
Which sick bastard changed Um Bongo?
For those who may not know about Um Bongo, allow me to explain. Or even better, watch the video below and allow Youtube to explain more eloquantly than I ever could. I don’t think it’s sold outside the UK, but I make no apologies for sounding parochial.
Smoking Monkey's Guide to Self Defence, or Why Munir Hussain Should be in Prison!
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Dear readers,
Firstly, allow me to make yet another apology for the huge gap since my last post. Yes, I know I’ve actually missed an entire horoscope. I hope each of you did the only sensible thing possible in the circumstance and didn’t leave your house in case destiny was planning to violently offend you the second you stepped through your door.
It was the only option.
Anyway, I have been very busy, very stressed, and much as I enjoy writing for you dear people it would possibly have killed me. Read more... (1470 words, estimated 5:53 mins reading time)
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