Number 50- Words of wisdom, and a few too many sherbets
Saturday, October 17th, 2009
Something a little different today, as it’s been a long week full of thrills, spills, and indeed spectacular triumphs over Greater Manchester Police who single handedly failed to get my client convicted. Oh yes, can’t beat it when a bench of Magistrates don’t believe the evidence of 5 police officers! Given that they didn’t believe my client either (as the dopey little twerp had managed to completely change his story between 9am and 12), I’m afraid that I really must take the credit.
I’m sorry, there is no other explanation. Fact.
Smoking Monkey's Guide to Self Defence, or Why Munir Hussain Should be in Prison!
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Dear readers,
Firstly, allow me to make yet another apology for the huge gap since my last post. Yes, I know I’ve actually missed an entire horoscope. I hope each of you did the only sensible thing possible in the circumstance and didn’t leave your house in case destiny was planning to violently offend you the second you stepped through your door.
It was the only option.
Anyway, I have been very busy, very stressed, and much as I enjoy writing for you dear people it would possibly have killed me. Read more... (1470 words, estimated 5:53 mins reading time)
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