Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Squirrels and Badgers… Gather round one and all while I end the suspense.
For it has arrived!
Yes, Father Christmas has delivered my present one day early thanks to the Teutonic efficiency of DHL, and I have my suit.
I will update this post more at a later date, but as I’ve left ebay feedback referring people to this site for a full review I though I should at least give a preliminary assessment. In due course, there will be photos and more info. You’ll have to wait though, as I have a few more pressing things to sort out. Read more... (432 words, estimated 1:44 mins reading time)
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Dear all,
For a little while now, I have been awaiting delivery of my bespoke suit from those lovely people at bespokeway. Indeed one of you charming individuals has found the site presumably by doing a google search for that company, to see if they are actually any good.
I feel like I’m on Watchdog or something, giving consumer advice about dodgy kettles.
Anyway, the latest info I have is that my suit is in the country. More accurately, it’s at a DHL depot near Manchester and would be with me now had Jack Frost not monumentally spaffed over the road network. Read more... (349 words, estimated 1:24 mins reading time)
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Time for a quik suit update. I’m sure you’re dying to know the latest, and it’s a quick way of doing a post to remind you all I’m not dead.
So after the lengthy ordering process, and the even more lengthy measurement debacle, I sent a stack of messages to the lovely people at bespokeway asking them to provide an updated ebay invoice for my optional extras.
And I waited.
And I sent 3 messages on ebay and another 2 emails. Read more... (442 words, estimated 1:46 mins reading time)
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Much grovelling and apologies for the delay in writing anything for almost a month. Due to assorted issues, problems, and pains in the arse, I’ve been unable to get my brain into blogging mode. As always I beg your forgiveness, and hope not to leave you bereft of my thoughts for so long again.
The good news is that I have a few embryonic post ideas, so when things are a little more settled I’ll be bombarding you with tirades of random crap like a chimp flinging shit in the zoo. Read more... (661 words, estimated 2:39 mins reading time)
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Smoking Monkey's Guide to Self Defence, or Why Munir Hussain Should be in Prison!
Dear readers,
Firstly, allow me to make yet another apology for the huge gap since my last post. Yes, I know I’ve actually missed an entire horoscope. I hope each of you did the only sensible thing possible in the circumstance and didn’t leave your house in case destiny was planning to violently offend you the second you stepped through your door.
It was the only option.
Anyway, I have been very busy, very stressed, and much as I enjoy writing for you dear people it would possibly have killed me. Read more... (1470 words, estimated 5:53 mins reading time)
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