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Smoking Monkey's Guide to Self Defence, or Why Munir Hussain Should be in Prison!

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
Smoking Chuck Norris Monkeys.co.uk

Dear readers,

Firstly, allow me to make yet another apology for the huge gap since my last post. Yes, I know I’ve actually missed an entire horoscope. I hope each of you did the only sensible thing possible in the circumstance and didn’t leave your house in case destiny was planning to violently offend you the second you stepped through your door.

It was the only option.

Anyway, I have been very busy, very stressed, and much as I enjoy writing for you dear people it would possibly have killed me.