Suits You Sir: Drawing to a thrilling climax!
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009Dear all,
For a little while now, I have been awaiting delivery of my bespoke suit from those lovely people at bespokeway. Indeed one of you charming individuals has found the site presumably by doing a google search for that company, to see if they are actually any good.
I feel like I’m on Watchdog or something, giving consumer advice about dodgy kettles.
Anyway, the latest info I have is that my suit is in the country. More accurately, it’s at a DHL depot near Manchester and would be with me now had Jack Frost not monumentally spaffed over the road network.
Smoking Monkey's Guide to Self Defence, or Why Munir Hussain Should be in Prison!
Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009Dear readers,
Firstly, allow me to make yet another apology for the huge gap since my last post. Yes, I know I’ve actually missed an entire horoscope. I hope each of you did the only sensible thing possible in the circumstance and didn’t leave your house in case destiny was planning to violently offend you the second you stepped through your door.
It was the only option.
Anyway, I have been very busy, very stressed, and much as I enjoy writing for you dear people it would possibly have killed me. Read more... (1470 words, estimated 5:53 mins reading time)
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