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Things to do before you die/before 2011 (whichever comes first)… the Smoking Monkey's list

Monday, January 4th, 2010
Thanks for all the fish!

This is a lazy topic, but as you don’t pay anything to read this I don’t think you have too much of a right to complain.

Anyway, in light of my earlier post about fulfilling my wish of getting a bespoke suit online (for about the price of a 2 piece glued together combo from TopMan), I thought I would share other deep-seated ambitions with you. Because that’s the caring sharing guy I am. I am going to bore the living snot out of you by imparting little snippets of aspiration. I should start charging for this you know.


What is the point of Jamie Oliver?

Sunday, February 25th, 2007
smoking monkeys blog

This is a DEFINITE rant, and possibly one of reasons I set this blog up in the first place.

Jamie Oliver, by way of introduction, is a chef. If only that was where it ended, we wouldn’t care and I wouldn’t have a desire to decapitate some tosspott from Essex.

He came to fame after working in the River Cafe, a place I have never been to and expect I will never be able to afford to go to. At this stage, he wasn’t interfering with the television schedules, so my vendetta was non-existent.