Thursday, January 10th, 2008
Apologies for that title, but it seems that innuendo and suggestive comments are handy for onanists coming across the site (so to speak). what’s the point of a blog if random strangers aren’t going to read it while looking for titilation and tubthumping?
Anyway, 4 days as a gym member and I’ve still only been once. The progress has been good, although I am somewhat disappointed that chocolate hobnobs seem to have been less beneficial than i was expecting. I can’t understand it myself, ignoring the chocolate, they contain oats for goodness sake… that makes them healthfoods, surely! Still, the packet has been eaten, so the only solution is to eat TS’ homemade soup (which consists of tinned tomatoes and assorted veg), and snack on seeds. I feel like some kind of overweight blue-tit. Read more... (708 words, estimated 2:50 mins reading time)
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