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Saturday, May 9th, 2009
Smoking Monkeys Blog

There are many times that TechnoScouse will begin to talk about things, and I’ll just switch off. Updating me on what has (or usually hasn’t) happened in The Hills for example, or why it’s necessary to buy whitening toothpaste and new shampoo every week. When she begins in her dulcet tones, I resign myself to making appropriate noises to show that I’m not ignoring her and just hope there isn’t a test at the end.  Read more... (693 words, estimated 2:46 mins reading time)

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Inaugural Post

Saturday, December 30th, 2006
smoking monkeys blog

Well, what excitement is this? A blog you say… well for some reason my better half (well, third given her diminutive size) thinks that you may be interested in my assorted rants and ramblings. Feel free to let me know if she was right, or if you think this is actually a collection of self-serving monkeyshine.

I write this having just had the pleasure of a trip to Borders in Leicester. After the joys of Starbucks and looking through the magazines, I started to just wonder why they had such a dazzling array of magazines for the discrening gentleman. That’s right… why does a huge book-shop have such a variety of jazz-mags? (nb. i mean magazines with non-biodegradable bap action, rather than magazines about jazz… they are on a different shelf)  Read more... (472 words, estimated 1:53 mins reading time)

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