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Posts Tagged ‘Kill Me Now’

The Hills have eyes… but not much between the ears

Sunday, January 18th, 2009
smoking monkeys blog

Ladies and gentlewarts… there are times when the Bloggods bestow a great vision upon me. Today, I have gone to the mountain, and a great voice called out to me:

“Oi, you… yes, the bloke trying to dress like the Joker and in dire need of a shave. Yes, you… put those pissing pop-tarts down and listen. The Hills is on tonight. Seriously, if you like self-inflicted pain, you have to watch it. Sober.”


New job found, will to live lost

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
smoking monkeys blog

Right… well I would like to dedicate this blog to the Law Society. For those who are fortunate enough to have no idea who the Law Society is, they are the body responsible for all solicitors in England and Wales. They are a bit like a trade union, in that a solicitor has to pay them over £1000 ever year just so they can do the job. However, when ever the Government buggers the profession (like they always do with legal aid), the Society is totally useless and nothing gets done to actually help. Fair, no?