Smoking Monkey’s Guide to Self Defence, or Why Munir Hussain Should be in Prison!

Dear readers,

Firstly, allow me to make yet another apology for the huge gap since my last post. Yes, I know I’ve actually missed an entire horoscope. I hope each of you did the only sensible thing possible in the circumstance and didn’t leave your house in case destiny was planning to violently offend you the second you stepped through your door.

It was the only option.

Anyway, I have been very busy, very stressed, and much as I enjoy writing for you dear people it would possibly have killed me.

So what is it that has stirred my mind and dragged me away from the unending tide of shite that fills my desk/bag/brain on a daily basis? Well it’s an old thing that I used to explain to people over and over on MSN messageboards when I could be bothered to irritate and undermine the other opinionated tosspots who bothered with those sites.

Comments: 2 Comments »
Posted in: Rants, Thoughts Tags: Beating up burglars, Best Solicitor in Manchester, Daily Mail, David Cameron's worth £30 million???, Munir Hussain, News comments, People are idiots, Self Defence, The Sun