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Meat is Murder, but slimming is suicide

Sunday, October 4th, 2009
Smoking Monkeys.co.uk

I’m sure that my innocent and pure readership will never have been in such a situation, but have you ever watched a roulette wheel spinning? The way it rotates, seemingly forever as you wait in hope for your number to come up. Finally it bounces between the final few numbers, and you dejectedly sigh in abject disappointment that you were nowhere near.

Well I’ve just stepped off the scales, and had flashbacks to the panic and fear of an expensive night at the casino.