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Time for a reboot

Sunday, May 16th, 2010

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Oh bloody hell, has it really been so long since I posted anything on here? I have 2 aborted posts that never really got started, but my time seems to have been taken up by nervous breakdowns, work, stress, and playing computer games. Take this as a half-hearted apology, but it’s not like you’ve done anything productive in the last 5 months is it?

Ok, so I will try and do some detailed proper posts soon as i feel like mouthing off a bit about drugs and Government. Let’s face it, the internet and wider world have been on pause waiting for me to pass comment on the new world of British politics. Fear not brave readers, I will provide a definitive appraisal of this all when I get my arse in gear. Read more... (195 words, estimated 47 secs reading time)

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Forget Analytics, some of you need professional analysis!

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

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There are many times that TechnoScouse will begin to talk about things, and I’ll just switch off. Updating me on what has (or usually hasn’t) happened in The Hills for example, or why it’s necessary to buy whitening toothpaste and new shampoo every week. When she begins in her dulcet tones, I resign myself to making appropriate noises to show that I’m not ignoring her and just hope there isn’t a test at the end. Read more... (693 words, estimated 2:46 mins reading time)

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Posted in: Daily life Tags: Fame will not change me, Google Analytics, Japanese Tentacle Sex, Make Wednesday 6th May "National Smoking Monkeys Day", Muffin Top, What do you mean there's porn on the internet?, You People Scare Me

Site update

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

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Good evening all, I just felt I should welcome a few new readers that I’ve become aware of. Hello one and all, and thank you for recent comment contributions on Can Fat Teens Hunt.

Both TS and I are both quite encouraged, and more than a little confused, by an external site that has linked to that post. It’s good to know that somehow I have tapped into the Adult Entertainment market, although I suspect we’re likely to get more traffic from them than they are from our little community of conviviality! Read more... (122 words, estimated 29 secs reading time)

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A Brief History of Techno Scouse

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

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Most of you who seem to be reading this know of me via my ever-loving fiance, affectionately known as Techno Scouse. This is probably the best way to get to know me, as you hear lots of (hopefully) positive things before you actually meet me. That way, when you do meet me, you can assume that I was just having a bad day, and that I must actually be a decent bloke after all.

Crafty, don’t you think? Read more... (799 words, 1 image, estimated 3:12 mins reading time)

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Posted in: Thoughts Tags: Final Fantasy, Freaks have fit friends, Internet dating, Moose Romance, TechnoScouse, What do you mean there's porn on the internet?

Final Fantasy…

Saturday, January 20th, 2007

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Time again for the latest installation of my internationally acclaimed blog. I can now actually claim that, because for some unknown (but appreciated) reason, I have devoted readers in the US, Holland, and Coventry. I am truly humbled!

Today I would like to share a little information about one of Techno Scouse’s favourite past-times. Don’t get your hopes up, I am not allowed to tell you all about her life as a burlesque performer, or how the act involves fire-eating, sequins, and usually several members of the audience passing out through exhaustion. Sorry… but my life’s at stake! Read more... (1290 words, 2 images, estimated 5:10 mins reading time)

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